Hello to all the people who are sad,
Hello to all the people who are mad,
And hello to all the people,
Who disappear without a trace,
Who'll never really find their place in the world,

All I ever wanted to do,
Is sing the Shower Song for you,
When I'm alone in my bathroom,
And I don't have anything better to do
All I ever wanted to do,
Was sing the Shower Song for you,
Was sing the Shower Song for you.

Hello to all the people from out of town,
And hello to all you people who never had a chance,
And hello to all us people who disappear without a trace,
Who never really find our place in the world

All I ever wanted to do,
Is sing the Shower Song for you,
When I'm alone in my bathroom,
And I don't have anything better to do
All I ever wanted to do,
Was sing the Shower Song for you,
Was sing the Shower Song for you.

And hello to all the people in the world,
I'm afraid I don't have much to say to the world,
But don't worry I'm not gonna judge ya,
Cause my bedroom is quite the mess,
And I've caused my loved ones great distress,
And no matter how perfect I may think that I seem,
When I sing in the shower,
It's still off-key.

All I ever wanted to do,
Is sing the Shower Song for you,
When I'm alone in my bathroom,
And I don't have anything better to do
All I ever wanted to do..
Was sing the Shower Song for you,
Was sing the Shower Song for you.